On "Difficulties" and More

I wasn't "unpleased" with MY little one's post. I pointed out her omissions and required she edit to include them. Now of course being focused on her "demons" instead of the task at hand, MY little one did huff away in a snit; and that indeed "makes it harder than it has to be."

The longer she goes being able to sit comfortably, the less attention she pays to the focus I demand on her own wellness. Note the beer she drank without permission and staying up past bedtime. Her "UH OH" factor, is the cumulative count of cigarettes she's smoked over the daily limits I've set. The limit decreases by 10% each week until we attain a specific goal, and after seventeen days on the plan, she stands at fourteen. That is the "factor" of the number of times the paddle (Fred AND/OR Ginger) is going to, ever so briskly, be applied to her bare fanny. I will take the blog comments into consideration when I decide if the multiple is AND or OR, so please, let's hear what you have to say.

Now...

MY little one's bottom is in for a ride
On a spankin that stings, but won't damage her pride

She's a wonder of wonders who's bottom NEEDS HOT
She may misbehave, but a "screw-up" she's NOT