a "them" poem

Them Brat Spankers - (with apologies to Mason Williams)

How about them brat spankers, ain’t they snappy
Spankin them cranky brats, sure makes ‘em happy

Spankin them big brats, spanking them whiny
Spankin them sassy brats, on they heiney

How about them brat spankers, ain’t they strict
Some use a hair brush, some use a switch

Them whacky smacky brat spankers, all that poutin’
Spankin them naughty brats, ‘til they’s a shoutin’

How to be a brat spanker, it’ll get ya higher
Get yourself a feisty brat and set her ass on fire.

© Guy - 2005