Monday, November 14, 2005

SpankEinstein Awakes (aka The Special Theory of Bratitivity)

With apologies to my friend Albert…

THE VARIABLES

b = BAD BEHAVIOR
r = RIGHT THINKING
a = ATTITUDE
t = TROUBLE
s = SPANKING

h = HARD HEADED
o = OLD HABITS
l = LOVE (L is NOT a variable, it's the "Constant")
d = DISCIPLINE

Ω = EVERYTHING

THE EQUATIONS

b x ba = t
t x ho = s
l + s + d = r

THE SPECIAL THEORY

L = dS2

A = Ω

© Guy - 2005

3 Old Comments:

I'm kinda curious what a discipline spanking squared entails guy? LOL

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 14/11/05 9:03 PM  

wait til i get my hands on "you know who" and i'll post a picture...

(growling)

By Blogger little one, at 14/11/05 9:16 PM  

OOPS! Sorry Little One, didn't mean to egg him on. ;)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 15/11/05 5:56 PM