SpankEinstein Awakes (aka The Special Theory of Bratitivity)
With apologies to my friend Albert…
THE VARIABLES
b = BAD BEHAVIOR
r = RIGHT THINKING
a = ATTITUDE
t = TROUBLE
s = SPANKING
h = HARD HEADED
o = OLD HABITS
l = LOVE (L is NOT a variable, it's the "Constant")
d = DISCIPLINE
Ω = EVERYTHING
THE EQUATIONS
b x ba = t
t x ho = s
l + s + d = r
THE SPECIAL THEORY
L = dS2
A = Ω
b = BAD BEHAVIOR
r = RIGHT THINKING
a = ATTITUDE
t = TROUBLE
s = SPANKING
h = HARD HEADED
o = OLD HABITS
l = LOVE (L is NOT a variable, it's the "Constant")
d = DISCIPLINE
Ω = EVERYTHING
THE EQUATIONS
b x ba = t
t x ho = s
l + s + d = r
THE SPECIAL THEORY
L = dS2
A = Ω
© Guy - 2005
posted by little one | 11/14/2005 09:35:00 AM
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